Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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