I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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