the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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