I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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