Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
a search helicopter?!
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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