oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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