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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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