im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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