It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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