Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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