Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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