Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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