He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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