remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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