she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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