Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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