You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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