Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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