He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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