I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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