Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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