How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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