Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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