Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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