sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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