let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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