If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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