im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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