It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
im on a boat
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