It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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