I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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