is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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