I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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