If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no, he came in my armpit
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Randomize
