sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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