Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
drinking out of a sandbucket again
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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