I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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