I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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