why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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