I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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