I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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