oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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