I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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