Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I intend to get homeless drunk
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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