if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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