Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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