Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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