It's just like the Real World with babies
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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