He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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