do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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