Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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