Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Small penises have feelings too.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
