Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I AM VODKA MAN
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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